she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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