: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I see more hoeing in ur future
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