Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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