Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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