So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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