So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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