hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
BRING THE BAGELS
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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