You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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