Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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