He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Fuck appropriateness.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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