OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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