yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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