I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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