I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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