Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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