"it" just moved
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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