My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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