just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
In America we eat man semen.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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