i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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