i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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