I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
