Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
