Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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