still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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