when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The power of my boobs compel you
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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