i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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