The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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