U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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