ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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