oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Tornado booty call.. dedication
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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