Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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