After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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