So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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