You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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