i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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