sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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