We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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