all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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