So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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