Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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