ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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