This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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