We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Randomize
