I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
why is half of my head shaved?
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