Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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