Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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