I love black thongs
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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