And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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