Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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