these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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