It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
where are my eyebrows?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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