I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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