let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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