is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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